Electric lights, Aspirin and insurance policies,
Killed the cat,
Management Consultants, estate agents, and telesales,
Killed the cat,
Plastic surgery, celebrity mags, and soap operas,
Killed the cat,
Central heating, aspartame and advertising,
Killed the cat,
Respectability, sunday shopping and place-mats,
Killed the cat,
TV, 9-5 and XBoxes,
Killed the cat,
Curiosity kept the cat alive, stupid.